Friday, April 14th, 2006

FauxJAX: an Ajax framework for idiots

Category: Fun

<p>It isn’t April 1st, but it is a Friday?

Patrick Fitzgerald has announced FauxJAX an Ajax framework for idiots.

Simply use our framework to display content on your site, and we’ll do the rest.

$dollarSignFunctionsAreSoKewl(‘id’);

Don’t worry about XML or JSON because our technology doesn’t even communicate with your web server! It’s that advanced!

Using our patent-pending techniques, we’ll display what is known as an “animated G I F”. This is a powerful cue to let the user know “hey, this is AJAX!”. Within seconds your site will be deluged by users from digg and del.icio.us, guaranteed*!

For a few thousand dollars, this technology can be yours, and for a limited time we will throw in design services with extra curved borders, gradients, and reflections. An additional ten thousand buys you some craptaculous animated effects.

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Posted by Dion Almaer at 10:37 am
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You crack me up… hella funny ^^

Comment by Chad Wagner — April 14, 2006

Are you drunk? This kind of rubbish ruins ajaxian’s credibility.

Comment by dcaunt — April 14, 2006

+5. I Digg.

Comment by fauxjaxian — April 14, 2006

ruins ajaxian’s credibility? if they cant have a sense of humor about the stuff they focus on every once and a while then i don’t know if i wanna keep reading

Comment by blah mcblah — April 15, 2006

Well, made me laugh. There are some warnings in that humor too – no Ajax for Ajax sake…

Comment by ajaxmeoff — April 15, 2006

Wow.. not only is this an old joke retold badly, it was never a very funny joke to begin with. Guess what? There are trends in web design! Oh my god! Let’s point them out in a comical fashion! Again!

Comment by jason — April 17, 2006

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