Friday, April 14th, 2006
FauxJAX: an Ajax framework for idiots
Category: Fun
Patrick Fitzgerald has announced FauxJAX an Ajax framework for idiots.
Simply use our framework to display content on your site, and we’ll do the rest.
$dollarSignFunctionsAreSoKewl(‘id’);
Don’t worry about XML or JSON because our technology doesn’t even communicate with your web server! It’s that advanced!
Using our patent-pending techniques, we’ll display what is known as an “animated G I F”. This is a powerful cue to let the user know “hey, this is AJAX!”. Within seconds your site will be deluged by users from digg and del.icio.us, guaranteed*!
For a few thousand dollars, this technology can be yours, and for a limited time we will throw in design services with extra curved borders, gradients, and reflections. An additional ten thousand buys you some craptaculous animated effects.
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You crack me up… hella funny ^^
Are you drunk? This kind of rubbish ruins ajaxian’s credibility.
+5. I Digg.
ruins ajaxian’s credibility? if they cant have a sense of humor about the stuff they focus on every once and a while then i don’t know if i wanna keep reading
Well, made me laugh. There are some warnings in that humor too – no Ajax for Ajax sake…
Wow.. not only is this an old joke retold badly, it was never a very funny joke to begin with. Guess what? There are trends in web design! Oh my god! Let’s point them out in a comical fashion! Again!